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Mike Pence, Glorified ‘Bingo Caller’
Congress is convening on Wednesday to certify Joe Biden’s victory within the presidential election, and President Trump’s want for Vice President Mike Pence, who will preside over the proceedings in a largely ceremonial function, to declare him the winner as a substitute was a late-night speaking level on Tuesday. Trump has been pressuring different officers as properly, asking Georgia’s secretary of state over the weekend to “find” him sufficient votes to overturn the outcomes.
Seth Meyers stated Pence would in the end should “choose between the Constitution and a sleazy mafia don cold-calling election officials illegally, begging for votes like a telemarketer.”
“[Imitating Trump] ‘Hello, is that this the secretary of state of Arizona? Are you cheerful together with your web service? What if I instructed you you might mix Wi-Fi and cable for the value of solely 11,000 votes?” — SETH MEYERS
“Oh, honey, move on. It’s over!” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“That has to be the fastest use of ‘by the way’ in any speech ever. You weren’t even on the way yet. Give yourself some runway, buddy.” — SETH MEYERS
“Trump spoke for almost 90 minutes, and then he invited everyone on a scavenger hunt to find 12,000 more votes.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump would learn ‘A Tale of Two Cities’ like [imitating Trump] ‘“It was the perfect of”— by the way in which, I’m the perfect. Everyone says I’m the perfect.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
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What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Samantha Bee will verify in with Stephen Colbert on Wednesday evening.