“It has been five months since Trump was indefinitely suspended from Facebook for the minor infraction of trying to overthrow the government. I mean, who hasn’t done that?” Trevor Noah joked on Wednesday.
“Trump calls this a platform, but it’s really just a website that he calls ‘a place to speak freely and safely.’ There’s only one problem: The site doesn’t allow any replies or comments or even likes. The only person speaking freely, or even at all, is him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“But I get it, you recognize? Trump needed to do one thing to distract from the truth that he misplaced his attraction to get again on Facebook. Or, as he put it, [imitating Donald Trump] ‘We gained this attraction, in a landslide. everybody is aware of it. So many victories.’” — TREVOR NOAH
The Bits Worth Watching
On Wednesday’s “Full Frontal,” Samantha Bee explains what’s occurring with the Florida congressman Matt Gaetz.
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
The comic Ziwe will promote her new, namesake Showtime sequence on Thursday’s “Late Night.”