Jimmy Fallon Celebrates Joe Biden’s Early-Bird Special


“Or as Biden calls it: Operation Early-Bird Special,” Jimmy Fallon joked on “The Tonight Show.”

“They just couldn’t wait to pee in a trough again.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“You know how they kept the virus away? They did the wave and they just fanned it all the way to Arkansas.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“It was a strange game. It was the first time umpires were trying to get themselves thrown out.” — JIMMY FALLON

“For those keeping score, the Rangers lost 6-2. So you can understand why the fans were excited: They only have 80 more chances this season to see the Rangers lose at home.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

Trevor Noah broke down the professionals and cons of vaccine passports on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”

Julien Baker will carry out a monitor from her newest album, “Little Oblivions,” on Wednesday’s “Late Late Show.”



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